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You compress vertically and brace every single phalanx you have against the ground. You look straight up, aim for a small hole in the clouds, blink.\n\nYou reject planet Earth, launching immediately into outer space as air pressure tries to send the ground with you.\n\nYou feel relief as your heart cools slightly.\n\nYou have been away from Earth for less than two seconds but surely you cannot go much farther without dying in the vacuum of space.\n\n* <<choice "Continue flying">>\n* <<choice "Touchdown on the nearest planet">>
You oscillate harder, cutting right through the air, vehicles, pedestrians, dogs, cats, and buildings in your way. The road curves before a cliff ahead of you, but you are going so fast that you fly four miles off the edge into a pile of dogs and cats and die instantly.
You throw a leg over and straddle the bitch.
You die.
The ground scatters from beneath you as your legs begin oscillating faster than reality expected. A breath later, you shoot through the field leaving everything that was far ahead of you way behind you.\n\nYou feel relief as your heart cools slightly.\n\nMountains and forests fly by and soon you find yourself on a road, sending a steady stream of commuters over your head.\n\nSurely you are causing quite a bit of unrest.\n\n* <<choice "Hold your horses">>\n* <<choice "Run faster">>
You descend to the dry crust of a large red-brown planet nearby. The suns are hot and the air is dry. In the distance you can see a pole vaulter running with his pole. You must move quickly - your heart begins to heat.\n\n* <<choice "Jump to another planet">>\n* <<choice "Follow the pole vaulter">>
You are standing alone in a field. Actually, there are some fairies sparkling about but you ignore them.\n\nYour heart burns. You are not going fast enough.\n\n* <<choice "RUN LIKE THE WIND">>\n* <<choice "FLY LIKE THE DICKENS">>
You cock your body, shoot hundreds of millions of miles out into space, and stop dead against a brilliantly glowing object the size of a starship. The saucer immediately halts.\n\nThe next thing you know you're sitting in an incredibly soft crystalline chair with nine humanoids in jumpsuits looking at you. They look just like you if you had large, almond-shaped eyes.\n\nA male with long blonde hair steps forward and thinks, "Dear one, do not fear us for we are of the Galactic Federation of Light. I am SaLuSa from Sirius, and I will be your host tonight. Can I start you off with a drink?"\n\n* <<choice "'Oh, I'll have a pint of PBR, thankyou.'">>\n* <<choice "'No, I'd like to get right into this. Do you have any Frog and Snail Porridge?'">>\n* <<choice "'No, I'd like to get right into this. Do you have any short brunettes?'">>\n* <<choice "'I just need to go really, really fast, RIGHT NOW.'">>
FAST QUEST
by The Quest Wizard
You scoop up a cat, throw it under your feet, and lean back, the cat-friction slowing you down over the course of several minutes, precisely by the end of which, incidentally, the cat is gone.\n\nPassers-by avert their gazes because of your rude entrance into their capital city.
